March 2012
I just screamed out loud. At my TV.
I never want to go to prison.
This post is brought to you by Sons of Anarchy. Holy crap.
I have complained about this before, but I’ve encountered it again. I wish that agencies that provide services for the poor would realize that their potential clients use the internet. If they think that poor people don’t go online, they should go to a public library and see who’s using the computers. I was trying to get specific information about a food bank, and all their...
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I hope Rick Santorum tries to register for an online forum but finds himself unable to decipher the Captcha.
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I hope Rick Santorum goes to do karaoke, but as soon as his song starts he realizes that he can’t remember any of the tune except for the chorus.
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I hope that Rick Santorum doesn’t find out that his milk has gone bad until he pours it on his cereal and sees that it’s gone all chunky even though it hasn’t even reached the expiration date.
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I hope Rick Santorum hits his head next time he gets out of a car.
A sign that I've been living in the same area too...
A woman who was my supervisor at the music store I worked at when I was 19 just posted something to a Facebook group I’m in. I guess we run in similar circles even though I haven’t seen her since 1999.
I hated her SO much.
And yes it’s her. Her named is spelled ridiculously, which is what caught my attention in the first place.
She must have been 23 or so back then, so...
February 2012
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“People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of fear of the...”
– Thich Nhat Hanh (via areyouhighenough)
this quote gives me the same uncomfortable, self-conscious feeling that you get while watching a video of yourself and hearing your own voice.
(via vulgarvulgar)
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Now that my writing class is done until whenever the next term is, I actually feel like writing stuff.
I was like this in college. The term would end and I would get all excited about reading the book I had simply pretended to read weeks before.
How do I have degrees? I don’t understand.
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“I don’t understand people in this city. You’re all ignorant!...”
– Really drunk guy on the bus. He was talking to a teenager and then proceeded to lecture him on politics.
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donnapirana replied to your post: I was “jokingly” called a misandrist today. The…
Fact - no one gets called “cracker” unless they’re the type of person to cry persecution over being called “cracker.”
Not only did he cry persecution, he wrote an angry/sad poem about it. I didn’t hear the whole thing because he only read about 20 seconds into it when the teacher just said “No....
I was “jokingly” called a misandrist today.
The person who said it is someone I wrote a bitchy post about that I have since deleted. Let’s just say that this fits with his character.
This was the white guy in my writing class who compared not being allowed to smoke indoors to racial segregation (and then defended that by saying “We’re all minorities in some...
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Overheard on the Bus
Young woman: I should've died at least seven times. I've overdosed, I've been kidnapped, I've had guns pulled on me. God is watching over me and that's why I'm still here.
Young man: You're lucky.
Young woman: That shit ain't luck. My luck is fucked!
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poetactics replied to your post: I wasn’t freaking out about this Google privacy…
I think it’s mostly if you’ve used a gmail address to sign up for other accounts then they’ll automatically link them (i.e. my blog will become connected to my google+ and my youtube accounts because i used the same gmail address to sign up)
That I can deal with because I’m fairly good at...
I wasn’t freaking out about this Google privacy policy change until I saw something about how it’s linking our separate accounts. What? I’m confused. I understand that on their end it would take little detective work to figure out my other accounts but if I’ve never connected them how does this affect me?
Nothing I’ve read so far has explained this and I don’t...
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I hate that I can’t make myself do things I actually want to do.
Oh, but I got a bingo on a triple-word score tile in Words With Friends, so I’m feeling like a bit of a badass right now.
I haven’t been sleeping well because of a horrible combination of drunk bus-stop people, a furry alarm clock that goes off between 2am and 4am, and random neighbor kerfuffles.
I managed to take a long nap today, but unfortunately it got in the way of me being productive.
I have to write a lot for my class but it’s hard because my brain is a lousy jerk. I’m going to watch the...
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Sphenoid bones creep me the hell out
Every once in a while I remember that everyone has one of these scary demon-owl-moth things in their head and I shudder involuntarily.
Ethmoids creep me out, too, but not as much.
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catastrophicpunx replied to your post: Sons of Anarchy has many problematic elements, yet…
:o what season of SOA are you on?
I just started watching it a few weeks ago, but I was watching very slowly until today’s marathon. I’m on episode 10 of season one, but given the pace I’m watching it now, I should be done with these episodes on Netflix in the near future :D
I...
How To Scare The Crap Out Of Me
Be my cell phone company.
Force me to change my password because it does not fit your new security requirements.
Wait a few days, long enough for me to forget that I was forced to change the password.
Send me a text message that says “Your password has been changed!” Give me a number to call if I didn’t make the change. The last change was days ago, so of course I’ll...
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abbyjean replied to your post: Sons of Anarchy has many problematic elements, yet…
bighollywood.breitbart….
Why, thank you! As much as I can thank someone for directing me to a picture of Billy Crystal in blackface, that is.
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Sons of Anarchy has many problematic elements, yet somehow (if my dashboard is any real indication) I believe it’s less problematic than this year’s Academy Awards.
I’m glad I didn’t watch, but mostly because I really hate awards shows.
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thisismymonkey replied to your post: I promise to do something productive after I watch…
I don’t know, I think that watching Sons of Anarchy is pretty productive.
If you think that’s productive, then you should be very impressed when I tell you that I did a load of laundry, changed sheets/made my bed, put away my laundry, made dinner, washed dishes, cleaned the litter box, took out...
I promise to do something productive after I watch my fourth episode of Sons of Anarchy in a row.
Hey, at least I have some kind of an attention span today.
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I am self-conscious about how boring my internet presence has become, but I don’t have many current life events I can share or thoughts to express lately. I’m not sure what I’ve even been doing with myself, because (truth be told) I am behind on every TV show I watch. I’ve been reading the same book for a month. I’m barely writing for my class. I can only do things...
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“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via aquaticuss)
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The last time I tried to speak the words “read the instructions,” I accidentally said “read the obstructions.” And sometimes, aren’t they one and the same thing?
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fishy replied to your post: Someone is screaming the lyrics to “Jingle Bells”…
I mean, if I were going to scream any lyrics, “Jingle Bells” would be it.
It’s especially funny because it’s someone with a very deep, gravelly voice.
Someone is screaming the lyrics to “Jingle Bells” outside my window.
Slaughterhouse Five — →
ladyatheist:
by atchka
So, I’m watching this horrible, horrible commercial that Strong4Life produced (do not watch unless you need a strong ipicac) because they’re a bunch of outrage junkies, and I notice that some of the images seem… out of place.
To figure out what was askew, I documented every single image used in the flashback sequence so we could review the story of Jimbo Fatty ...
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Maybe I would be happier if I became one of those twee bastards who plays a ukelele.
I JUST WANT TO YELL ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE LOUD NOISES!
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hufflepug replied to your post: Do you ever get excessively thirsty before an…
When I have any sort of cold, I drink CONSTANTLY. I’m just always thirsty. My health may be questionable though.
Now that I think of it, when I have colds I basically sit around drinking caffeine-free tea all day because I get really thirsty and it feels good.
I was extremely thirsty all day yesterday and today...
Do you ever get excessively thirsty before an illness? This has happened to me once before, and it seems to be happening again. I just can’t seem to drink enough water. It interferes with my coffee habit. It’s also worrisome because it makes me freak out about diabetes.
Once I was on the bus with a lady who had “Let’s Get It On” as her ring tone. As if that weren’t amusing enough, some guy kept calling her every few minutes and they would just yell at each other until one of them would hang up.
People are funny.
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