I have two choices:
Option 2 seems physically impossible because a lot of what would have to happen is far out of my control.
But Option 1 is far too depressing.
This is what I’m thinking about pretty much every second of every day.
Someone stopped my laundry in the middle of the drying cycle and then restarted it on a higher setting. This happens ALL THE TIME. I was supposed to have one or two minutes left, and when I went in there I had 50 minutes left and my clothes were drying on High instead of Low. I don’t dry my clothes on High, jerk.
When I was growing up, my mother ruined a lot of my clothing by ignoring laundry settings so I am kind of obsessive about it.
This drives me simply bonkers. There were two vacant and functional dryers, so there was no need to mess with my stuff. There was only one other person doing laundry and it was some guy I don’t recognize.
AAAARGH.
I did a poor job of timing my loads of laundry, and now I will have to collect my dry things right in the middle of my TV shows.
(Source: whatiwrotewhen, via freedomandjesus)
The amount of time I spend each day with a cat butt in my face is astonishing.
My cat is ruining my sleep schedule. She whines at me about food while I’m trying to sleep. She has food, but still whines. I finally got her to eat and then she threw up. Then she ate again. Now she’s sleeping on top of me so I hope she doesn’t throw up.
Kidneys are jerks.
I should be doing laundry and other things but I am too sleepy.
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
the slightly difficult escape
alexander the average
Ivan the Fairly Unpleasant
Catherine the Alright
The “…whatever” White Hope.
The Underwhelming Barrier Reef
“[While passing the giant Anubis statue in front of King Street Station] They should take that down. It’s demonic. All of that shit is demonic. This ain’t Egypt! It’s Seattle fucking Washington!” — Overheard on the bus. Here’s an article about the Anubis statue.
This is important.
OH YEAH
(Source: slayerofthevampyrs)
(via ohyeahcritters)
I need more hobbies.
If this girl is ever in a horror movie, this will be the poster.
In which President Obama gives a fifth-grader the best absence note ever.
We have to provide excuse notes if we miss community meetings at my apartment complex. Yes, really. I would give just about anything to get one like this.
(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show is on Netflix. Did that show really need to see the light of day again?