How To Scare The Crap Out Of Me

  1. Be my cell phone company.
  2. Force me to change my password because it does not fit your new security requirements.
  3. Wait a few days, long enough for me to forget that I was forced to change the password.
  4. Send me a text message that says “Your password has been changed!” Give me a number to call if I didn’t make the change. The last change was days ago, so of course I’ll call.
  5. Don’t have a menu that responds to my phone’s touchtone keypad! That is so 2003. No! Have a voice-operated menu that doesn’t understand a damn word I say.
  6. Allow me to wait on hold like this (panicking that someone has hacked into my account and has my phone and bank information) for 20 minutes only to find out that the text message had a four-day delay.

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