Kitty, kitty, kitty, can’t you see? Sometimes your meows just hypnotize me.
- Guy #1 (pointing to Guy #2's shoulder): Are you losing your hair?
- Guy #2: No, that's from my cats.
That is A LOT of cat pictures.
I know I’ve talked about this before, but I wish you guys could smell my cat’s breath. It’s like…if metal could rot, this is what it would smell like. OH MY GOD.
I was lying face-down on the floor (like you do) and my kitty jumped on my butt and started howling. I thought she was expressing some sort of love or solace, but actually her food bowl was empty.
My cat has kidney disease and her breath is pretty rank, but I still inhale if she yawns in my face.
Cats: the actual worst. Little Miss Fuzz randomly decided thay she likes to chew on garbage bags. Under normal circumstances, this would be a minor nuisance at worst, but almost all of my clothes and linens are in garbage bags to halt the spread of bed bugs. She is having a blast; I am not. She also puked on the sheet I was planning to sleep on.